johndarnielle: it is perhaps an indication of the ecosphere in which we presently operate that I am unable to locate an animated gif that’s captioned POST FEWER ANIMATED GIFS
grimybear: behind every successful man is hundreds of years of privilege
sainthannah: teal-deer: copyx: thatsnotcanon: i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood. Guys, it’s worse. The skeleton produces blood. You have a skeleton inside you right now and the skeleton is BLEEDING ITS SKELETON BLOOD INTO YOUR BODY. that’s fucking metal as hell
swing away merrill: evilwashian:... →
imadra-blue: persian-slipper: gehayi: dduane: tysolna: evilwashian: castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis: isallydora: fiftyshadesoffuckoff: Guys, you know that Tumblr chat thing going around? Well, it isn’t actually made by Tumblr. I emailed tumblr support just to double check and this was their response. I’m not signing up for it cos if my account gets hacked or anything I will...
Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or...– my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)
A Window in North London →
I sat on the top deck of an unfamiliar bus, and I looked into the late stages of dusk, which were almost dark enough to be just night. I said I would be “back by bats”, but this was a slightly opti…
The Militant Baker: Things No One Will Tell Fat... →
n7-operative: wtfplus: the above link has been submitted to me a few times for posting, and… sorry, guys, it’s too ‘you go, girl ! p.s. boys p.p.s. boys’ for me. here are the things no one will tell fat women and girls that i will tell them: - beauty is a prison, who cares if you are beautiful, strive to be cool instead - you do not exist to be attractive to men and your value as a...
greenycrimson: penis the-nestene-consciousness: seifukucat: here we have a wonderful piece of 13th century art wow isn’t that just majestic okay let’s take a little closer look at this masterful work oh what the everloving fuck
Hello, Tailor: ofgeography: Yoccu: roachpatrol:... →
ofgeography: Yoccu: roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess… roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang. Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in there’ so you wait...
When it comes to dressing myself, I live by a very simple principle: I am fat,...– Advice from perfect goddess Kim Selling, whose writing you can expect to see in issue #2! (via filmmefatales)
detectiveinspectordonut: maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
another reminder. the world is heavy but your bones (just a cubic inch) can hold 19,000 lbs ounce for ounce they are stronger than steel atom for atom you are more precious than diamond and stars have died so that you may live you need to remember these things when you say that you are weak and worthless
obedient monster: The problem with being a good... →
slothturtle: is that it expands outside of the things you do. Being a good person puts a filter on everything, making it look slightly different because A Good Person is doing it. (I don’t know, I feel like this is kind of bigoted? But my friend likes it, and they’re a good person…) The…
ghosttownfrown: Your professor will not be happy with you if he says the Stanford Prison Experiment shows human nature and you say it shows the nature of white middle class college-aged boys. Like he will not be happy at all.
She asked where I came from. I said; I come from London, a city of eight...– Nine Tenths of a Bore, Delilah Des Anges (2011)